09 June 2011

The Shoe Search

Once upon a time, I had a perfect pair of shoes. They were cute. They were comfy. They were easy to slip on and off. They went with everything. Did I mention that they were comfy? I used to compare wearing them to walking on a rug of puppies. (Gross, but, I believe, accurate.)

Well, I am in need of a new pair of shoes and those are the only ones that will suffice. I've said a dozen or more times since my puppy shoes died that I should've bought every pair the store had while I had the chance, but I didn't. And here I am.

I've been looking around online for a nice pair of comfy slip-on shoes and came across these beauties (cough, cough). Aren't they gorgeous? I'd wear them whenever I went to McDonald's.

I like them so much (cough, cough), that I'd like to buy them in every color offered.

I'd wear these when I was feeling Jamaican:
I'd wear these when I was missing the 80s:I'd wear these when I'm an 85-year-old guy with a boat:
And I'd wear these all the other times:You can buy them here.

5 comments:

wrestling kitties said...

HAHAHA!

Yeah those are, um, interesting shoes!

I prefer the 80's pair, those ones are pretty awesome :)

Who wears these things?! You know people must!

Ky • twopretzels.com said...

One of my favorite posts ever.

I especially enjoyed this line: "I used to compare wearing them to walking on a rug of puppies."

Wendy said...

Those shoes are vomit-inducing!

Written Permission said...

I loved this entire post. The "85-year-old man with a boat" line made me snort. :) Heeheeeeeee...

RIYO BATIK said...

so creative....