7:48 a.m. - I found my first gray hair. Let's not talk about it.
8:01 a.m. - Did you know that I was going to color my hair this weekend, but I ran out of time? Had I, I never would've found this sucker. At least not for another 6 weeks.
8:26 a.m. - How did this happen? I'm 33. Not 63. My mom didn't have gray hair at 33 and she had two kids (and an a** of a husband).