Tell me, dear readers, why my desk is overrun with ants. When I say overrun, I mean they.are.everywhere. As I type this, one just crawled over my keyboard. Another is trying to crawl up my skirt (again). I am so not joking.
I eat in my office, but I don't leave food out, and my trash is emptied nightly. Where are they coming from? Strike that. I don't care where they're coming from, I just need to know how to get rid of them. Stat.