12 November 2009

I Figured it Out

Ya'll are liars. I know you want a Snuggie. Know how I know? 'Cause I want one. And I can't be the only one.

Yep, I think Snuggies are cool.

I think the problem with the Snuggie lies in its commercials. If they think I'm going to wear my Snuggie to the next University of Michigan football game I go to, they're crazy. If they think I'm going to sit around a campfire and raise the roof in my Snuggie, they're nuts. (Who raises the roof anymore anyway?)

But, if they think I'm going to sit on my couch and read while wearing my Snuggie, they'd be right. They'd also be right if they thought I'd snuggle my baby in my Snuggie.

So, dear Snuggie promoters, cut the cheese out of your commercials. Stick to the facts, like its versatility and warmth (no, this doesn't mean you can wear it while raking leaves in November) and I promise your sales will skyrocket. And, since I'm a good person, I'm not even charging you for this tip; just send me a UM Snuggie. Thanks.

7 comments:

B. said...

No UM Snuggies in our house!

Sad Panda said...

I agree one hundred percent.

I currently don't want a Snuggie, because of those commercials. I think that my feelings would have been different from the beginning had the commercials not been so ridiculous. I mean, after seeing those commercials for the first time, I immediately thought of the ridiculous Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man commercials from Family Guy. But I digress.

I think that, yes, had those commercials been different, they would be so much more popular.

Written Permission said...

My lingering question (and the reason why I still don't currently want a Snuggie. Well, in addition to the commercials) is: Does the Snuggie fasten in the back? Because it doesn't look like it does in the commercials, and I think it would be a major pain in the (drafty) patoot to keep gathering it and tucking it just so around me as I was snuggling on the couch.

Ky (Two Pretzels) said...

I have a snuggie and it's great.
I got it as a gift and I ♥ it more than you will ever know.

Ky (Two Pretzels) said...

(I also bought two of my nieces kids' snuggies.)

Kelly said...

isn't a snuggie pretty much the same thing as putting your bathrobe on backwards?

wrestling kitties said...

Because of those commercials I WANT a snuggie, for the simple reason that I would like to do my very own snuggie commercial reenactment! FUN I have said it before, I love watching infomercials, the more ridiculous the better. So because the snuggie commercial is one of the most unrealistic commercials it makes me want one.

I also want a snuggie for my cat. And yes, they make pet snuggies now too. Perfect for the pet that wants to stay warm while holding their toys, getting a drink of water or snack, or taking a dump.