Ya'll are liars. I know you want a Snuggie. Know how I know? 'Cause I want one. And I can't be the only one.
Yep, I think Snuggies are cool.
I think the problem with the Snuggie lies in its commercials. If they think I'm going to wear my Snuggie to the next University of Michigan football game I go to, they're crazy. If they think I'm going to sit around a campfire and raise the roof in my Snuggie, they're nuts. (Who raises the roof anymore anyway?)
But, if they think I'm going to sit on my couch and read while wearing my Snuggie, they'd be right. They'd also be right if they thought I'd snuggle my baby in my Snuggie.
So, dear Snuggie promoters, cut the cheese out of your commercials. Stick to the facts, like its versatility and warmth (no, this doesn't mean you can wear it while raking leaves in November) and I promise your sales will skyrocket. And, since I'm a good person, I'm not even charging you for this tip; just send me a UM Snuggie. Thanks.