17 January 2008

The Quotable Idol

Because I'm a faithful American Idol fan, I haven't missed a minute of this week's 4-hour series premiere. I may have read during the boring parts, but I was listening.

And while I haven't been blown away by any of the contestants' singing voices yet, I have enjoyed these quotes:
  • If I were Columbo, I'd Peter Faulk-her. (From an original song dedicated to Paula.)
  • If she were a bathtub, I would caulk her. (From an original song dedicated to Paula.)
  • I want to love a girl from the hair to the nipple.
  • Simon always goes down on people.

1 comment:

Iris Took said...

Nice. I can't watch this show mostly because Paula is SUCH a moron.