19 September 2007

Ahoy, Mateys!

It's International Day Like A Pirate Day!

In celebration, I'd like to share this pic of my favorite pirate (isn't he the best?) and a list of Top 10 Pirate Pickup Lines:

10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Wanna shiver me timbers?

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is …

1. Prepare to be boarded.

I didn't say they were good. Arrrr!


Kay said...

ARRRRRRlene says this is a dandy good day, arrrr!

wrestling kitties said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I LOVE it!! There really is nothing better than some good pirate humor!!!

This totally made my day!

Iris Took said...

LOVE IT! Thanks for posting one of the best pictures of Capt'n Jack of all time. PS Please see my blog today. You will like it I promise.