01 August 2007

Tru Dat

A sprinkling of wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy:
  • A day without sunshine is like night.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
  • Remember, half the people you know are below average.
  • He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
  • Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
  • If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
  • How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
  • Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
  • Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

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