16 August 2007

Need a Laugh?

Read on:

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It.

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work?
A Stick

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.

Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers.

6 comments:

wrestling kitties said...

HAHAHA!! I love these!!! They never get old!

(Nacho cheese!!! LOL)

WKRP said...

WHY DO SEAGULLS FLY OVER THE SEA?!?!?!

Iris Took said...

The boomerang one made me laugh out loud.

A. said...

Because, WKRP, if they flew over the bay, they'd be BAYGULLS! Get it?!?!?!?!? Bagels!!!

That is truly my all-time fave!

WKRP said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha har har har har heh heh heh heeee heeeeeeee

Two/Dos Pretzels said...

I think the "Nacho cheese" one is one of my favs.