06 June 2007

Things I Learned Today ...

... that pushed more-important things out of my head:
  • Nicole Ritchie may be pregnant
  • Victoria Beckham wears a size 0
  • Paula Abdul was born premature
  • Paris Hilton got her hair extensions tightened before going to jail
  • Paris Hilton survived another night in jail
  • Paris Hilton's jail jumpsuit is on sale on eBay
Somebody please make it stop!

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