25 May 2007

Ahoy, Mateys!

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Pirate Movie*

10. Parrot infects entire cast with deadly Bird Flu
9. The swashbuckling lead character is named "Gilligan"
8. Pirate wears eye patch because of nasty racquetball injury
7. "Ship" is a 1992 Toyota Corolla
6. It stars Johnny Depp's cousin, Carl Depp
5. Long discussions about which is the best over-the-counter seasickness remedy
4. It chronicles the hero's attempt to open a Long John Silver's franchise
3. Instead of hook, pirate's missing hand replaced by giant "We're #1" foam finger
2. Pirates square off against those hilarious Geico cavemen
1. It's basically "Brokeback Mountain" on a boat

Source: David Letterman

5 comments:

wrestling kitties said...

HA!! Awesome!

I love the foam finger one!!! too funny!

Anonymous said...

That man is a true treasure. Every word he speaks should be commemorated.

-m

Two/Dos Pretzels said...

"Carl Depp"... HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Two/Dos Pretzels said...

*Note: I think that David Letterman is lovely. However, I think that his writers deserve a bit of credit, too.

We always forget the no-names. *Sigh*

Anonymous said...

I guess I can agree with you on that two/dos pretzels. And I'm sure Dave would agree with you as well.

-m