04 May 2007

Out of the Mouths of Babes

The title of this entry isn't good, but it's the best I could come up with at the moment.

My new boss has, well, a way with words. I've been jotting some of his best comments down and today got the push I needed to finally post them:

* If you throw enough chum in the water, they have to eat.
* They're not eating the dog food.
* If I give you flowers, do I have to say I love you?
* He's a real workhorse, but he doesn't know how to farm or what to plant.

And today's:

* He couldn't sell sex to sailors on leave even if he was offering a two-for-one special.

I'm sure there will be more to come.


wrestling kitties said...

Good Grief Charlie Brown!

He is definatly a hoot! haha Who could have he been talking about with the final quote! AWESOME!!!

Tiny said...

Hehehehe... That's awesome!

I'm a little upset I didn't get to hear these first-hand!