19 March 2007

Very Punny!

I love puns and corny jokes. One of my favorites is:

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be baygulls.

Get it?! Ha! Ha!

Anyway, here are a few puns to get your week started on a good note:
  • Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, 'Dam!'.
  • Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
  • Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ... a super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Just try and tell me that none of those made you smile!


WKRP said...

Um, I do believe that baygull joke is MINE you corny-joke-stealer you!!!!!

A. said...

I must give credit where credit is due. The baygull joke is in fact WKRP in Cincinnati's. It's one of the reasons we became friends! Anyone who thinks that joke is funny is a good person to know!

wrestling kitties said...

hehe! love it! Totally made my day!