05 March 2007

Life Lessons

My friend M. is going to give me a hard time for stealing part of his blog, but every time I read the following it cracks me up so I had to share.

Random tips from Zeeds:
  • Never volunteer to drink the last two glasses of the Harry Buffalo that was made in a huge trashcan.
  • A good end to the night is not a round of Long Islands. That is how you start a night.
  • Always wear clothes while deep frying.
  • If someone asks you reach out of the window of a moving vehicle and grab some hay, don't do it. Even if they rhyme when they tell you to.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll let you borrow these lessons as they are for the benefit of the entire world. The more people that are educated the less accidents that will occur.