05 March 2007

Life Lessons

My friend M. is going to give me a hard time for stealing part of his blog, but every time I read the following it cracks me up so I had to share.

Random tips from Zeeds:
  • Never volunteer to drink the last two glasses of the Harry Buffalo that was made in a huge trashcan.
  • A good end to the night is not a round of Long Islands. That is how you start a night.
  • Always wear clothes while deep frying.
  • If someone asks you reach out of the window of a moving vehicle and grab some hay, don't do it. Even if they rhyme when they tell you to.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll let you borrow these lessons as they are for the benefit of the entire world. The more people that are educated the less accidents that will occur.

MLZ